Shamanic organic contemporary cuisine

Last weekend our friend Kel took us to a free show that was on during the next wave festival. The show was called "Shamanic organic contemporary cuisine''- the guy who made it showed us recipes such as a peaceful organic salad, which contained crystals and saltwater and he also gave us the magic recipe for a pumpkin-communication-soup. It was an absurdly funny show  from the very first minute, but this was the best part:

In the communication soup he used a pumpkin, which he said, grew in the back of his house. The fact that it grew in the back of his house, without him doing anything to it, meant that this pumpkin was created by Love, or, at least that was what he said. As pumpkins are pretty hard, he needed a lot of love to open it. ''Please say: I love you, pumpkin" and of course we did so. After the third time we repeated it, he got out A CHAINSAW AND CUT THE PUMPKIN IN PIECES! yeah, that was freaky. Also, the soup contained a mobile phone and a dog. One of the dogs that can walk and bark and are fluffy. This one he had, was white, fluffy and called Betty.

 Betty, as well as a mobile phone, a cable and some deer is a way of showing love from people to other people. So, he concluded, let's put her into our soup! AND THEN HE CUT THE DOG'S HEAD OFF, BUT THE DOG KEPT MOVING  AND HE PUT IT IN THE PAN WITH THE OTHER INGREDIENTS AND PUT A GLASS LID ON IT, AND STILL THE DOG KEPT MOVING AND COOKING TIL THE END OF THE SHOW!!! That was even freakier, but also funny, somehow.

To conclude I can say that I had a good time and this guy was really, really a talented comedian. Also he had this one phrase "or the end of the world as predicted by the ancient Mayan culture" and we got free chocolate and he wore a bicycle helmet that was wrapped in foil and had two antlers, like a reindeer (because they don't use them for fighting, but for communicating via telepathy , so that also shows Love).
;D